CRINGE RECORDS PRESENTS EST. WHENEVER CHRIS SAYS SO
CRINGE RECORDS 33⅓ RPM · SIDE A
GIFT
All-Access Creation Session

A Day of
Making Things

one (1) full day of teaching, building & bad ideas
TOCHRIS
FROMPHILIPP
BORN25.07.1995 ×2 — the day the cringe records gang showed up25.07.1995 — cringe records gang ×2
OCCASIONyour 31st — a little late, still loud
VALIDforever. redeemable any day of your choosing
* no expiry, no fine print, no take-backs. the only cost is showing up hungry.

Tonight's Setlist

01
Your Band's Website + Merch Webshop
a home for your band, and a Cringe Records store that actually takes (test) orders — t-shirts, tapes, vinyl, the works
02
Living Pictures
artwork that moves — animated covers, posters that breathe, a merch banner that winks at you
03
Interactive Designs & Prototypes
pages that react to you — clickable ideas, playable demos, a label site that feels like a gig poster come alive
THE KIT: HERMES AGENT ✦ OPEN DESIGN ✦ YOUR OWN HANDS byok — bring your own curiosity. everything else is supplied.
By sundown: your site online, a webshop taking orders, living art that turns heads, and the know-how to keep making long after the ticket's punched.
✂
Admit One · All Access
✓ includes: teaching, snacks & an unreasonable number of good ideas
✓ this ticket cannot be sold — only shared, loudly
✓ one (1) session slot, yours to claim from the date this ticket reaches you
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